If you haven't heard of Ron Jeremy I won't awaken you to his chosen proffesion, I shall let you Google him. Please bare in mind that the Legend himself is not safe for work but his Rum is safe for over 18's to enjoy responsibly. It's an exceptionally well-balanced & hand crafted 7-year old rum by the 72-year old Cuban master distiller Francisco Don Pancho Fernandez from Panama.
The PR machine describe the rum as a,... 'carefully aged rum, with a harmoniously balanced orchestra of oak, fruit and spices. In the palate it opens up smoothly, showcasing a high level of craftsmanship. The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal them selves. The finish is elegant and long, true to the aromas and flavors previously experienced. Ron de Jeremy sips perfectly, naked or savored over the rocks, and mixes beautifully to make Rons many signature drinkxxx. It is the adult rum.'
We won't argue with that because we haven't tasted it yet and if we were rum drinkers we'd have our lips all over it. Erm, wrong choice of words, we thinks!
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