
The title says it all, I need-not-blow off hot air to explain this gift. It's a redonkulously huge map that is magnetised. How big I hear you ask, well it's BIG! Biiiig I tells you, read on a little and you'll know how big it is! It's..... as big,.... as,.... I'm such a child. It measures 97cm(wide) x 59cm(high) and comes with several small magnets to identify favourite destinations.

If only I had the cash, I'd give a day working in the mines for one of these lovingly stripped, serviced, repaired where necessary, cleaned and polished gramophones. I'm not sure why I chose the mines as a precursor of what I'd give up but heh-ho! It were dirrty & dangerous in d'em mines all-ight! Pedlar's only have a few in stock so it's a rare and truly uniqie gift for some lucky bugger.
Copying Pedlar's words verbatim because they do a better job, 'it's finished in blue Rexine leather-cloth with a matching blue motor board and nickel plated fittings both internally and externally. It retains all its original components and is supplied in fully refurbished, working condition with instructions and 100 new needles.'

Movember is a great cause and if you're thinking about growing your own tash but haven't yet touched puberty then you should still give charitably and don a Notable moustache. You've got a great selection of moustaches in this pack to choose from, styles like the handlebar, banker, pencil, walrus (that's the ginge one), biker and stud (yellow one). It's quite notably eccentric!

When ever I think of luxury travel gear my head almost allways turns to David Nelken and his iconic Globe-Trotter suitcases - not Louis Vuitton, sorry Ladies, LV is just not my thang. David established Globe-Trotter in Saxony Germany in 1897, he returned the company back to the UK in 1901 where it has remained ever since. Each case is hand made in Broxbourne, Hertfordshire using original manufacturing methods.

I'm taking every excuse to be as patriotic as possible - which isn't a British thing at all - but the Royal wedding is looming. Lets hope Prince Harry manages to catch a flight back from the Arctic in time for his brothers big day. Did you know that William isn't going to wear a ring! To mark this Royal milestone here's something to wipe your feet on, our Union Jack doormat flag. Our majesty would be pleased.

The VHS tape is as synonymous with me as the Sony Walkman and the classic cassette tape. Both are now left to the design vaults for the re-creation and re-distribution of these loved products into gifts for our retro aching hearts. One of these gifts is this thick, lined notebook posing as a video that rests in a slip case. Scribble your notes with content my friends, let the past not-be-lost.

If you've got the space, dosh and a penchant for the wild side then this Polar Bear storage unit could be right up your alley. You will also need the skills that every man was given at birth right - the ability to put a flat pack together without reading the instructions. Ah yes! my ever so optimistic male counterparts you'll need to bust out your trusty old tool set to erect this gift to stand tall in all it's glory. It looks menacingly cool.

This is freaky and devilishly funny. You'd definately have to do a double take if someone minced there way past you with a pair of these on. It reminds me of the glasses Homer Simpson wears when he's disguising the fact that he's off in cloud cuckoo land. This would be a great gift to have on a night out because it could really fool the people on the tipple.

I am very proud to announce the first product of many to come from Florian the creative head behind these Tea sets from his company Donkey Products based in Hamburg. I've been chatting with Florian by email for a while now and his passion for design speaks volumes through his creative & humorous collection of gifts. The only annoying thing I have to say about him is,... he's far too good looking, dam you Florian!