
In my years of dating the first kiss is one of the hardest and most exciting things to get. The whole: does she fancy me, she touched my arm, yes she does; she didn't laugh at my joke, no she doesn't; she's flicking her hair, yes she does; oh! she was looking at the guy with the big muscles behind me when she did it; no she doesn't thang, is heart wrenching. Jump the queue my friends, when your chatter gets dry whop out your Gummi Tongue and proceed to lick her face. Encourage this wonderous and beautiful damsel or hunk (or both!) to taste your sour apple, blue raspberry or cherry Gummi tongue. Get her or him (or both!) high on an overload of sugary goodness and you may get lucky when that parting moment arrives.

Care to measure the length of your veg or the angle of dangle of your slice? If you do, then you've achieved OCD status and this chopping board gift is right up your alley. Strap it to your hand for quick access in times of culinary need and you'll reach geometrical veggie cutting heaven within a few slices. It's made of strong, hard-wearing Beechwood and its naturally anti-bacterial, so no need to go nuts on the scrubbing.

It doesn't matter how far you throw a Dalek they allways seems to come rolling back into fashion.You can get your very own officially-licensed full-size Dalek replica from those gift giants Firebox. The Dalek Replica is hand-built to order, using the original moulds and specifications from the BBC Props Department and stands at a life-sized 53 tall. It comes in a range of classic colours, it's arms move and the plunger can be extended into your face dear Doctor. Exterminate all up in ya grill!

C'mon this gift is frikking awesome, camping folk are going to go nuts. I couldn't think of a better gift to bring back the Summer of Love than getting busy in your very own VW camper van tent.
The design is based on a full-size replica of the iconic 1965 VW Camper Van synonymous with 60s counterculture and it'll fit four cavorting bodies. Oo-er missus! Park this up next to your average tent and watch em drool.

To jump in straight from the plank I bring you the skull stein gift - yes fair folks it's a beer glass in the shape of a human skull. Arrr, pirates I tells ya - they be all over this fair land swashbuckling their way through our taverns and teefing our women. I'm trying to get in the mood for the new Pirates of the Carribean movie, all though I heard the pundits didn't give it an all together resounding review - fanny fart to them. Who doesn't love a pirate movie, good or bad!

If you're like me and like the grasp of a full pint but fancy gulping down a half pint measure and don't want to hold a dinky half pint (which makes you look a bit like a sissy - especially if you mix your beer with lemonade, urgh!) then reach out for this full pint beer glass disguised as a half pint glass. Thats a mouthfull! It's not just for alcoholic beer, you'll also look all manly sipping on some tea or bucks fizz.

Behold the heat changing Pac Man cup gift. Fill it up with tea, coffee or any other hot bevvie and watch Pac Man's pellet fodda appear with his ghostly pursuers right infront of your eyes. Pac man was invented by Toru Iwatani based in Yokohama (Japan) in 1980. I bet you didn't know that he came up with the idea of Pac Man while eaten a marguerita pizza. He removed a slice and the visual inspiration for Pac-Mans famous profile was born.

I've seen this floating chain wine bottle gift around town for a quite a while now so I decided to track it's origins and feature it on TicaToca. The original design is by Shahar (from Israel) of Peleg Design. I've featured some of his gifts before and I'm a big fan of Shahar's interpretation (as above) of what a wine holder should look like. The play on design, form and function is great - of which fooled me the first time I saw it.

I say my dear, your tea cup is rather large are we at the Mad Hatters Tea Party or am I just imagining what I'm seeing. Oh no! This Tea Cup plus saucer from Firebox measures a whopping 26.5cm in diameter and comes in two designs. Can't say much more than that, I think the picture tells the story pretty well. I'm off back down the rabbit hole to go find Alice, I need whatever she's on, see ya!

Rack 'em, stack 'em, plug 'em into your computer. The big kid in me is very excited because I now have an excuse to play with my most fond of childhood toy. Alongside USB gift loveliness Lego have been busy cooking up some impressive gadgets that'll make you ooooo! and aaarrr! I'm chuffed to bits to be able to show you some of their wizardry in future posts.